A Girl Living Life

ironmanstan:

avengers as Modern Family AU

tony: my hobbies are pissing off the kids. its easy as fuck and i dont even have to try

[cuts to earlier in the morning]

tony *holding airpods*: so wheres the bit that you plug into the phone

peter *sighs*: theyre wireless mr stark

tony: ill just google it *types ‘www.google.com’ into search bar*

peter: *leaves the fucking room*

[cuts back]

tony: its like they forget i invented 70% of hi tech market

[camera cuts to peter, tony’s giggling heard in background]

peter: he wont go to therapy so i help where i can

(via kimmycup)

susiephone:

athenavine:

colorfuloddity:

dajo42:

a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”

THERMOS

plot twist: it works, mugs suddenly start keeping tea at the perfect temperature for the caster all day. students in muggle studies start experimenting with other muggle jargon and a new generation of magic spells are born, propelling the stagnated wizard community into the technological age

*points wand at book* KINDLE!!!! *book propels itself into fireplace and bursts into flames* I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP

(via quasarkisses)

deltasquadformingup:

honestly-andrew:

dawngrl:

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl 

It goes like this, the B the A,

The minor N, and the major A,

The baffled queen composing “It’s bananas”

I’d heard, that you, were talkin shit

And didn’t, think, that I’d hear it

(via jethroq)

baptizm:

ifyouloveyourself:

this vibe, this vibe right here

She gives off “Really Cool and Eccentric Auntie Who Lives in a Secluded and Scenic Area and Gives the Best Life Advice” vibes

(via vegetariangoddess)

jawnsolo:

leaving your room when people are over

(via bob-belcher)